There’s something to be said about casino advertising.
Billboards present happy victors with their wads of cash in each hand. In lieu
of past winners, you’ll see instead scantily clad women holding the same cash. “Loosest
slots!” the billboards shout. They entice you to come to the smoke-smelling
orgy of lights and sounds. I’m not altogether convinced the advertising is
necessary.
It’s hard to tell if the people are having a good time.
Looks of desperation and despair seem more commonplace than expressions of
genuine glee. My parents seem like they’re having a good time. But the overall
tone here is less than joyous. A man drags a woman in by the arm playfully but
with purpose. A wife offers a despondent husband words of encouragement or
chiding. It’s neutral at best.
Penny and nickel slots make the perimeter around the card
tables. The residents of card tables seem more determined to win with studied
strategies or pure luck, like gambling is more of a skill than I’m led to
believe. You hear more cheers and general shouting in the center. Off in a
corner sits the very exclusive high limits tables that I would love to sit in
but never play. I imagine contestants from the World Series of Poker wearing
sunglasses like armor, going to battle with arms of bluffing and observation. I
never see anyone enter or exit that room.
This is the third time I’ve gambled at a casino. Logically,
my past two experiences would have shunned me away from the practice, but this
is a family get-together and I give it another go. I’m met with better luck
than before. Slot machines throw free games my way, and with these free games
bigger pay outs. In goes five dollars, out comes thirty dollars. Sam sits next
to me, eyes wide and mouth open with a slight grin. Her luck hasn’t come yet.
The Miller Lite I’m clutching was “complimentary” according to the server. Free
or not, it’s there to calm my nerves and kill the stress of winning. I can
climb so high but fall quickly with a loose rock.
Later, another set of free games. Bigger pay out. I’ve put
in more than five dollars, but I’m still ahead. I go to the automatic cashier
and finally notice the pamphlet about treating gambling addiction. It’s like
reading the health warnings on packs of cigarettes. The casinos wouldn’t put
this literature out if someone didn’t come and say something. I’d like to see
the numbers on how many look into this treatment via a pamphlet. One casino
even sponsors its own treatment facility.
Sam hits her stride. She ratchets up thirty dollars.
Meanwhile, I sink twenty into a few machines. My mind starts calculating the
spending in the last twenty four hours. I want to make sure I’m on track to
stay ahead. I think I am. I hope I am. After the twenty dollars is officially
gone and the machine tells me there are no more credits after the number
dropped in forty-cent increments, I stand up. I don’t know what etiquette there
is in gambling, but I assume getting up from a machine you’re not playing is one.
I also feel freed when I stand, knowing that I won’t open my wallet and grab
another five or twenty to feed the machine. I watch as Sam’s stride slows.
Aside from the room, we don’t pay much for this visit to
Tunica. We get a complimentary voucher for the Buffet Americana for the
supposed long wait we have to get checked into our room. My parents cover our
dinner at another buffet at another casino, and my dad slips us each twenty
five bucks to feed the slots like it’s a petting zoo. Both buffets reflect of
the tone of the casino floor: neutral. But they’re buffets, AYCE, and you’ll
need that nutrition if you’re going to sit at a slot all day.
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